Hey Elleniot, aren’t you a bit too old for this?

Page seems to embody a sort of boutique transgenderism we’re all now accustomed to seeing

Americans found themselves divided into two camps this week — the mildly skeptical and the fervently disinterested — when the actress formally known as Ellen Page announced she was a boy called Elliot and, in fact, always has been a boy.

In the proclamation, posted to Instagram, Page not only came out as transgender — meaning she was born one sex but ide…